MEET GRITS

“I took mushrooms once and realized I’d been grilling on the wrong side of reality.” - Grits

Grits is the barefoot prophet of the crew — a slow-talking, fast-thinking, spatula-wielding trip guide who’s seen some things. Part backyard philosopher, part psychedelic uncle, he’ll flip your tortilla while flipping your perspective. He’s got one hand on the grill and the other pointing at the stars, dropping one-liners that sound stupid… until they ruin your ego and change your life.

🗣️ GRITS’ WISDOM & LAUGHS

Black and white cartoon of a shirtless man with a large mustache and unkempt hair, lying on a patterned background with flowers, stars, and wavy lines.

😂 GRITS’ JOKES (18 and up)

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🧾 CUSTOM VOICE DROPS

A cartoon man with a beard and mustache, wearing a flannel shirt and overalls, looking bored or tired while standing in a window of a microwave oven, with a steaming pot and a plate of food.

A cartoon man with a mustache and plaid shirt driving a vehicle, looking concerned, outside a building labeled Motorcity Casino and a person walking on the sidewalk in grayscale.

🧘‍♂️ GRITS’ AFFIRMATIONS (COMING SOON)

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🎁 BUNDLES & SPECIALS (COMING SOON)