🎤 “Bless your heart… and your poor decision making.” — Grits Laughs Voice Drop
(Digital Download – MP3)
When Grits hits you with a “bless your heart,” don’t get too cozy — he’s about to roast your soul with Southern charm and a side of judgment.
This voice drop is that perfect combo of passive-aggressive and spiritually accurate. Whether you’re checking someone’s energy, reminding yourself not to text your ex, or narrating a TikTok with big “I told you so” energy — this one’s a vibe.
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🔊 Includes:
• MP3 Voice Drop of Grits saying the phrase
• Digital Artwork of Grits (high-res PNG)
• Instant digital download
• Use it in reels, remixes, or reality checks
• Compatible with all devices
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🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
Southern wisdom with a spiritual twist.
“Bless your heart” is the nice way of saying “you wildin.”
But Grits isn’t just throwing shade — he’s offering light.
This drop is for:
• The friend who keeps going back to their toxic boo
• The coworker who keeps asking for money
• Or yourself… on that third edible trying to text your spirit guide
Let this drop be your gentle roast and realignment.
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💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
Collect the crew.
Every drop is a soul snack from a character who says the things you’re thinking — but funnier.
Wanda. Juan. JJ. Grits.
The Taco Truck is parked at the corner of comedy and clarity.
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🛒 $0.99 — Cheaper than your last mistake.
🎤 “Bless your heart… and your poor decision making.” — Grits Laughs Voice Drop
(Digital Download – MP3)
When Grits hits you with a “bless your heart,” don’t get too cozy — he’s about to roast your soul with Southern charm and a side of judgment.
This voice drop is that perfect combo of passive-aggressive and spiritually accurate. Whether you’re checking someone’s energy, reminding yourself not to text your ex, or narrating a TikTok with big “I told you so” energy — this one’s a vibe.
⸻
🔊 Includes:
• MP3 Voice Drop of Grits saying the phrase
• Digital Artwork of Grits (high-res PNG)
• Instant digital download
• Use it in reels, remixes, or reality checks
• Compatible with all devices
⸻
🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
Southern wisdom with a spiritual twist.
“Bless your heart” is the nice way of saying “you wildin.”
But Grits isn’t just throwing shade — he’s offering light.
This drop is for:
• The friend who keeps going back to their toxic boo
• The coworker who keeps asking for money
• Or yourself… on that third edible trying to text your spirit guide
Let this drop be your gentle roast and realignment.
⸻
💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
Collect the crew.
Every drop is a soul snack from a character who says the things you’re thinking — but funnier.
Wanda. Juan. JJ. Grits.
The Taco Truck is parked at the corner of comedy and clarity.
⸻
🛒 $0.99 — Cheaper than your last mistake.
🔥 Press here to hear Grits say "Bless Your Heart - And Your Poor Decision Making”
