🎤 “Certified Klacka” — Grits Laughs Voice Drop
(Digital Download – MP3)
Not everybody earns the title.
But when Grits stamps you Certified Klacka… it’s official.
You done passed the test — and not in a good way.
This voice drop is pure comedic judgement — quick, brutal, and accurate.
It’s Grits doing what Grits does: calling it like he sees it, with no filter and zero regard for your little feelings.
Perfect for calling out foolishness… spiritual or otherwise.
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🔊 Includes:
• MP3 Voice Drop of Grits saying “Certified Klacka”
• Digital Artwork of Grits (high-res PNG)
• Instant digital download
• Use it as a roast sound, inside joke, or meme
• Compatible with all devices
Between us - you’ll get two different mp3 versions of Grits saying “Klacka”
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🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
Klacka isn’t just a name. It’s a frequency.
It’s the spiritual cousin of “dummy,” “bozo,” and “ain’t did the shadow work.”
It’s what happens when ego leads and wisdom leaves the chat.
Grits coined it.
You feel it.
You ever see somebody do somethin’ so wild, you just shake your head and whisper “Certified Klacka”?
Yeah… this drop’s for that.
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💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
Grits is just one of many voices in the metaphysical comedy roast truck.
Collect drops from Wanda, Juan, JJ, and more — or commission a custom roast to send to your group chat, ex, or unawakened coworker.
Visit MikeDropComedy.com for the full spiritual snack menu.
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🛒 $0.99 — That’s a low price for a high-level callout.
🎤 “Certified Klacka” — Grits Laughs Voice Drop
(Digital Download – MP3)
Not everybody earns the title.
But when Grits stamps you Certified Klacka… it’s official.
You done passed the test — and not in a good way.
This voice drop is pure comedic judgement — quick, brutal, and accurate.
It’s Grits doing what Grits does: calling it like he sees it, with no filter and zero regard for your little feelings.
Perfect for calling out foolishness… spiritual or otherwise.
—
🔊 Includes:
• MP3 Voice Drop of Grits saying “Certified Klacka”
• Digital Artwork of Grits (high-res PNG)
• Instant digital download
• Use it as a roast sound, inside joke, or meme
• Compatible with all devices
Between us - you’ll get two different mp3 versions of Grits saying “Klacka”
—
🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
Klacka isn’t just a name. It’s a frequency.
It’s the spiritual cousin of “dummy,” “bozo,” and “ain’t did the shadow work.”
It’s what happens when ego leads and wisdom leaves the chat.
Grits coined it.
You feel it.
You ever see somebody do somethin’ so wild, you just shake your head and whisper “Certified Klacka”?
Yeah… this drop’s for that.
—
💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
Grits is just one of many voices in the metaphysical comedy roast truck.
Collect drops from Wanda, Juan, JJ, and more — or commission a custom roast to send to your group chat, ex, or unawakened coworker.
Visit MikeDropComedy.com for the full spiritual snack menu.
—
🛒 $0.99 — That’s a low price for a high-level callout.
💥 Press here to hear Grits say “Certified Klacka”
