🎤 “Yeah you’re real spiritual, until…” — Grits Wisdom Voice Drop**
(Digital Download – MP3)
Grits ain’t judging your glow-up — he’s just noticing when it flickers.
This drop is for the soul who smudges with sage but still flips birds at red lights.
A perfect comedic contradiction, reminding us all that balance is a process… especially during rush hour.
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🔊 Includes:
• Studio-quality MP3 of Grits delivering the line
• Digital artwork of Grits (High-res PNG)
• Instant digital download
• Use it in reels,rants, reminders, or call outs
• Compatible with all devices
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🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
You are peace… until thatPrius merges without a blinker.
This drop ain’t about shame — it’s about self-awareness with seasoning.
Because being spiritual don’t mean being soft.
It means catching yourself in the slip-up and laughing anyway.
You’re still growing.
Just maybe do it in the slow lane today.
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💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
From cosmic clapbacks to spiritual truth bombs — collect ‘em all from Grits, Wanda, Juan, and JJ.
Or grab the one that feels like it was meant for your timeline.
Want your own custom line? Head back to the homepage and get that truck fired up.
⸻
🛒 $0.99 — Enlightenment not included.
But a good laugh while you try? Guaranteed.
🎤 “Yeah you’re real spiritual, until…” — Grits Wisdom Voice Drop**
(Digital Download – MP3)
Grits ain’t judging your glow-up — he’s just noticing when it flickers.
This drop is for the soul who smudges with sage but still flips birds at red lights.
A perfect comedic contradiction, reminding us all that balance is a process… especially during rush hour.
⸻
🔊 Includes:
• Studio-quality MP3 of Grits delivering the line
• Digital artwork of Grits (High-res PNG)
• Instant digital download
• Use it in reels,rants, reminders, or call outs
• Compatible with all devices
⸻
🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
You are peace… until thatPrius merges without a blinker.
This drop ain’t about shame — it’s about self-awareness with seasoning.
Because being spiritual don’t mean being soft.
It means catching yourself in the slip-up and laughing anyway.
You’re still growing.
Just maybe do it in the slow lane today.
⸻
💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
From cosmic clapbacks to spiritual truth bombs — collect ‘em all from Grits, Wanda, Juan, and JJ.
Or grab the one that feels like it was meant for your timeline.
Want your own custom line? Head back to the homepage and get that truck fired up.
⸻
🛒 $0.99 — Enlightenment not included.
But a good laugh while you try? Guaranteed.
🔥 Press here to hear Grits say "YEAH YOU'RE REAL SPIRITUAL”
