🎤 “I swear on my vibration, if this kid keeps this shit up…” — Wanda Laughs Voice Drop
(Digital Download – MP3)
Wanda’s patience is spiritual… but not infinite.
This one’s for every parent, teacher,sibling, or soul-trying-their-best whose frequency is this close to glitching.
Wanda delivers the line with divine side-eye and that signature “don’t play with me” cadence.
⸻
🔊 Includes:
• MP3 Voice Drop of Wanda saying “I swear on my… vibration”….
• Digital Artwork of Wanda (high-res PNG)
• Instant digital download
• Use it as a parenting mantra, or vibrational warning signal
• Compatible with all devices
⸻
🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
Conscious parenting meets comedic meltdown.
It’s the moment before the gentle turns gangster.
The pause before peace packs up and leaves the room.
And yet — still vibin’.
For the awakened ones just tryna raise a kid, not a karmic loop.
⸻
💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
Wanda ain’t here for judgment — she’s here for truth.
This drop joins a collection of spiritual mic-checks, comedic roasts, and inner work affirmations.
Collect ’em all — or just the ones that call you out lovingly.
Need a custom drop or soul roast? Check the homepage.
⸻
🛒 $0.99 — Cheaper than a babysitter and much louder.
🎤 “I swear on my vibration, if this kid keeps this shit up…” — Wanda Laughs Voice Drop
(Digital Download – MP3)
Wanda’s patience is spiritual… but not infinite.
This one’s for every parent, teacher,sibling, or soul-trying-their-best whose frequency is this close to glitching.
Wanda delivers the line with divine side-eye and that signature “don’t play with me” cadence.
⸻
🔊 Includes:
• MP3 Voice Drop of Wanda saying “I swear on my… vibration”….
• Digital Artwork of Wanda (high-res PNG)
• Instant digital download
• Use it as a parenting mantra, or vibrational warning signal
• Compatible with all devices
⸻
🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
Conscious parenting meets comedic meltdown.
It’s the moment before the gentle turns gangster.
The pause before peace packs up and leaves the room.
And yet — still vibin’.
For the awakened ones just tryna raise a kid, not a karmic loop.
⸻
💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
Wanda ain’t here for judgment — she’s here for truth.
This drop joins a collection of spiritual mic-checks, comedic roasts, and inner work affirmations.
Collect ’em all — or just the ones that call you out lovingly.
Need a custom drop or soul roast? Check the homepage.
⸻
🛒 $0.99 — Cheaper than a babysitter and much louder.
💥 Press here to hear Wanda say “I Swear On My Vibration”..
