“You're Doing All That Breath Work.." — Juan Wisdom Voice Drop (MP3+Digital Art)

🎤 “You’re doin’ all that breath work but ain’t done nothing bout that asthma.” — Juan Wisdom Voice Drop

(Digital Download – MP3)

Juan’s got a sixth sense for spotting spiritual cap — and he’s calling it out from the diaphragm this time.

This voice drop is a head-nod to all the folks out here talkin’ alignment, but still wheezin’ through the bullshit. It’s hilarious, roasted just right, and made for reels, rants, and reality checks.

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🔊 Includes:

• MP3 Voice Drop of Juan saying the quote (studio-quality)

• Digital Artwork of Juan (high-res PNG)

• Instant digital download

• Use it as a reel sound, comedy skit,or TikTok roast

• Compatible with all devices

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🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:

Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is tell the truth — with a side of comedy.

This drop ain’t about shame — it’s about laughter as medicine. It’s Juan doing what he does best: peeling back the BS with a blunt and a blessing.

This one’s for the overthinkers with dusty yoga mats. The vibe-seekers stuck in victim loops. The breathers… who forgot to breathe.

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💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe

Juan brings the roast, the sarcasm, and the street wit — all from the spiritual side of the taco truck.

Collect all the character drops or grab what hits. JJ, Wanda, Grits, and more await. Looking for something custom? Tap into the homepage for personalized voice notes, soul readings, and comedic wisdom from the whole crew.

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🛒 $0.99 — Truth hits cheap, laughter hits deep.

Press play, inhale truth —

and maybe call your pulmonologist.