🎤 “Podcast Energy” — Juan Laughs Voice Drop
(Digital Download – MP3)
Juan’s not here for your 9-minute monologues in the group chat.
This drop delivers premium side-eye and seasoned disrespect with a dash of truth.
Perfect for shutting down the know-it-all in your life — or reminding yourself not to become one.
Juan’s voice hits with that smoky,roasty edge only he can serve up.
From the back of the taco truck to the front of your mind — this one sticks.
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🔊 Includes:
• MP3 Voice Drop of Juan saying “You’re bringin’…..”
• Digital Artwork of Juan (high-res PNG for personal use)
• Instant digital download
• Use it as a roast intro, or passive-aggressive text tone
• Compatible with all devices
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🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
Not everything needs a TED Talk.
This drop is a vibe check — a reminder that being heard starts with knowing when to pause.
Sometimes spiritual growth starts with a silent “shut up.”
Juan just says it louder… and funnier.
⸻
💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
Juan brings the smoke — the spiritual comedy truck brings the sauce.
Collect ’em all or roll with your favorite flavor.
Wanna order a custom roast?
Book a personalized MP3 or animated clip at MikeDropComedy.com and get flamed with love.
⸻
🛒 $0.99 — Roasted to order.
Press play and let Juan say what you wish you could.
🎤 “Podcast Energy” — Juan Laughs Voice Drop
(Digital Download – MP3)
Juan’s not here for your 9-minute monologues in the group chat.
This drop delivers premium side-eye and seasoned disrespect with a dash of truth.
Perfect for shutting down the know-it-all in your life — or reminding yourself not to become one.
Juan’s voice hits with that smoky,roasty edge only he can serve up.
From the back of the taco truck to the front of your mind — this one sticks.
⸻
🔊 Includes:
• MP3 Voice Drop of Juan saying “You’re bringin’…..”
• Digital Artwork of Juan (high-res PNG for personal use)
• Instant digital download
• Use it as a roast intro, or passive-aggressive text tone
• Compatible with all devices
⸻
🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:
Not everything needs a TED Talk.
This drop is a vibe check — a reminder that being heard starts with knowing when to pause.
Sometimes spiritual growth starts with a silent “shut up.”
Juan just says it louder… and funnier.
⸻
💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe
Juan brings the smoke — the spiritual comedy truck brings the sauce.
Collect ’em all or roll with your favorite flavor.
Wanna order a custom roast?
Book a personalized MP3 or animated clip at MikeDropComedy.com and get flamed with love.
⸻
🛒 $0.99 — Roasted to order.
Press play and let Juan say what you wish you could.
🔊 Click Here To Hear Juan Say “YOU’RE BRINGING PODCAST ENERGY TO A TEXT CONVO....RELAX”
