“You Ain't Shadow Working — Juan Laughs Voice Drop (MP3+Digital Art)

🎤 “You ain’t shadow workin” — Juan Laughs Voice Drop

(Digital Download – MP3)

Juan’s not here to coddle your coping mechanisms — he’s here to roast ‘em.

This voice drop slices through the self-help smoke screen with surgical comedy.

No chakra charts. Just straight facts, cabrón.

Perfect for stitching that one reel we all know, or blasting back at your group chat when someone says “I’m just setting boundaries” for the 6th time this week.

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🔊 Includes:

• MP3 Voice Drop of Juan saying “You ain’t shadow workin’ — you trauma-dumping on TikTok.” (studio-quality)

• Digital Artwork of Juan (high-res PNG)

• Instant digital download

• Use it in reels, rants, YouTube, or roast recovery

• Compatible with all devices

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🌀 Vibration Behind the Phrase:

Healing is beautiful. But accountability? Even hotter.

Juan’s calling out the culture of half-healed flexing and fake-deep influencers.

This drop is for the ones who’ve done the real work —

or the ones brave enough to laugh while they’re still in it.

Either way, it hits. Because sometimes the truth is the spiritual path.

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💡 Part of the “Everybody Gotta Eat” Audio Universe

Collect Juan’s drops, or explore the full character lineup —

from spiritual clapbacks to comedic chaos.

Looking for custom voice memos, soul roasts, or your own downloadable disrespect?

🚚 Visit the homepage — the truck is open.

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🛒 $0.99 — Small price to expose fake healing with real humor.

🔥 Let the roast work… be the shadow work.